Why are soccer players never asked out for dinner? Because they’re always dribbling! Why aren’t football stadiums built in outer space? Because there is no atmosphere! Which goalie can jump higher than the crossbars? All of them. Crossbars can’t jump. I don’t care what anyone says about Neymar faking hurt. He’s still my roll model.
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SOCCER HUMOR! Most of the clever soccer jokes on this page are written with the traditional set-up, punchline delivery in mind. Some of these funny soccer jokes are aimed at specific teams, while others are enjoyable jokes that are more general about the sport of soccer. All of them are super good soccer jokes though. We promise.
Now I haven't supported or watched football in many years, but this joke got me. A high-school girls soccer team hires a new coach, Coach Bill. When Coach Bill is hired the girls are in last place.
abviously that guy has never watched a game of american football... 9/10 times the quarterback calls the play or changes it to what the defense looks like.... and its not like not like the quarterback tells everyone what to do.. he tells them a play and the other players have to memorize all the plays which ive seen number 300+ and you make a mistake bam other team has the ball.... american football players have to think harder than soccer players the players run up and down a field and ...
Soccer Jokes. Back to: ... Football players are the only people who can dribble and still look neat. If you paint a Costa Rican flag on a fish it will never find the net.
A Celtic supporter and a Rangers supporter stumble across a magic lamp. The Celts fan gets to it first, picks it up and gives it a rub. Instantly there is a flash and a puff of smoke and a genie appears. The genie looks at the two men and demands to know who it was that rubbed the lamp.
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Following is our collection of funny Football jokes.There are some football referee jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline.
108. College football is introducing the Rosary Bowl… Every play is a Hail Mary. 109. Two football players are in a bar. One walks up to the other and says, “Hey, wanna shot?” The other says, “I’ll pass.” 110. Why is the football stadium so windy? Because of all the fans. 111. Someday, I want to make an edgy football joke on Facebook.